The greatest feeling in the world...

Is when your two year old gently strokes your face and says "My Mommy pretty."

Bad drivers.

The world is full of 'em. The "ride my assers," the "maniac passers," the "talk on my cell phone, eat a cheeseburger put on lipstick watch tv-ers." Overall, I'm pretty used to them, and just take great lengths to avoid them. However, the one who is my aboslute all time pet peeve is the "I can't tell my turn signals from my ass-er."

So I have an idea.

Technology is pretty great now. My nav unit can tell me where I am, when I go the wrong way, and it can give me directions to the nearest Sam's.

Car manufacturers could combine this navigation technology with a low voltage shock.

Every time a car changes lanes, or turns, and the turn signals are not activated, a small electric jolt would go through the steering wheel to "alert" the driver that he/she should have engaged the turning signal...

Brilliant, huh?