Introspection

I had to turn in a self evaluation to my boss today, and I'd just like to state for the record, that whoever originally thought it was a good idea to have evaluate YOURSELF was an insane self-flagellating narcissist of the worst kind. I mean really, come on people, how could I possibly have any idea how I did?

One of two things is likely to happen when you ask someone to rate his or her own performance. He/she will either take the "I'm a useless, sucking piece of crap" route, or, more likely, the "I walk on water and all the good ideas were mine, AND you're lucky to have me" route.

Being me, of course, I took the useless sucking route, but about half way through, I erased the entire thing and started over. Really, I'm pretty good at what I do. And for once I decided to take credit for it...