One of my many duties at my job is to screen applications that are turned in. Ideally, a qualified applicant will present a neatly printed or typed application that indicates experience, knowledge of the product, or if we're really in a pinch, lack of a criminal history. However, that does not always happen.
Some of my favorite lines from applications (these are from memory, no names are used to protect the ignorant, etc. etc. etc.) are here:
Previous job title: That Girl Who Works Here
Previous Employer: White Castle
Reason for leaving: The smell
Previous job title: Chicken Hanger
Summary of duties: Hang live chickens
Previous job title: Cash year
Position desired: shelfer (I've seen this one about 100 times)
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